Another Victory for the Almost Girl and Comebacks

So back in January, at US Nationals, Ashley Wagner FINALLY won her gold medal.  I mean, took long enough, judges, for you to give this girl what she righteously deserves. 

And not only is she the 2012 US National Champ, but she is now also the Four Continents Championship Ladies' Champ.  GO ASHLEY!!!! WHOOT WHOOT!!!!!!!!!!


Also chalking up a victory over the VANCOUVER OLYMPICS SILVER MEDALIST Mao Asada, winning with 192.41 over Asada's 188.62.




Also, something that's been on my mind for a loooooong time: Johnny Weir's and Plushenko's comebacks.


You may remember Johnny Weir as that one guy who's picture is in the dictionary next to "male figure skater stereotype".  

AKA this guy.  Now, I love Johnny, don't get me wrong, but he needs to STEP THE FUCK BACK and let others take the stands.  I'm genuinely concerned that this comeback is going to blow up in his face.  Like Sasha Cohen in 2010, BARELY missed the podium.  4th place under Ashley Wagner, Mirai Nagasu, and Rachael Flatt.  BARELY missing a 3rd Olympics.  

If you retire, just STAY THAT WAY, RETIRED.  Don't go and take the spotlight from everyone else.  Skating in shows, now that's fine, BUT IF YOU RETIRE FROM COMPETITION, STAY FUCKING RETIRED.

Now on to our favorite golden boy, EVENGI PLUSHENKO AKA PLUSHYYYYYY

Now, Plushy is looking for ANOTHER OLYMPIC MEDAL. Motherfucker, you already have 3 Olympic medals.  LET ONE OF THE RUSSIAN WONDERCHILDS SHINE.  He's going in for another gold, but he has a gold and 2 silvers!!!!!!!!!  

LET. OTHER. PEOPLE. SHINE.

Go strip back to retirement, Plushy.