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So I had my first competition this weekend.  I got 4th in the freeskate and won my spotlight!!!


But when I was working at the store's booth at the competition, I started feeling kinda sick.  So my mom brought me Advil and I felt better.  But on Sunday morning when I woke up I felt like ABSOLUTE SHIT.  My mom took me to the Urgent Care in the neighborhood and we found out that not only did I have a 102.2 fever, but I also had a case of Bronchitis or Bacterial Pneumonia. 


Luckily, the antibiotic has worked and I'm feeling better, but I had to miss my lesson today and miss out on extra hours at work and 2 DAYS of school.  Hopefully, I'll be able to have a lesson with my head coach on Friday before my dance lesson.  


Back to school tomorrow and the ice, but I'm gonna take it easy: moves and dance.  Then I'll try to freestyle on Thursday.

Singles Awareness Day = SAD...and hippos

So Valentine's day.....the day people act like mad hippos and go crazy for their loved ones.  Like 2 guys like the same girl and it turns into angry hippos!!!

Hippo 1: ARUGH U TAKE MI WOMAN
Hippo 2: YEAH, SO?
Hippo 1: I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR FACE


Then they fight until there's a winner and the winner gets to kiss the lady.

Then later there may come a baby.

But not for me.  I'm a forever alone hippo.....

Happy SAD Day.

Another Victory for the Almost Girl and Comebacks

So back in January, at US Nationals, Ashley Wagner FINALLY won her gold medal.  I mean, took long enough, judges, for you to give this girl what she righteously deserves. 

And not only is she the 2012 US National Champ, but she is now also the Four Continents Championship Ladies' Champ.  GO ASHLEY!!!! WHOOT WHOOT!!!!!!!!!!


Also chalking up a victory over the VANCOUVER OLYMPICS SILVER MEDALIST Mao Asada, winning with 192.41 over Asada's 188.62.




Also, something that's been on my mind for a loooooong time: Johnny Weir's and Plushenko's comebacks.


You may remember Johnny Weir as that one guy who's picture is in the dictionary next to "male figure skater stereotype".  

AKA this guy.  Now, I love Johnny, don't get me wrong, but he needs to STEP THE FUCK BACK and let others take the stands.  I'm genuinely concerned that this comeback is going to blow up in his face.  Like Sasha Cohen in 2010, BARELY missed the podium.  4th place under Ashley Wagner, Mirai Nagasu, and Rachael Flatt.  BARELY missing a 3rd Olympics.  

If you retire, just STAY THAT WAY, RETIRED.  Don't go and take the spotlight from everyone else.  Skating in shows, now that's fine, BUT IF YOU RETIRE FROM COMPETITION, STAY FUCKING RETIRED.

Now on to our favorite golden boy, EVENGI PLUSHENKO AKA PLUSHYYYYYY

Now, Plushy is looking for ANOTHER OLYMPIC MEDAL. Motherfucker, you already have 3 Olympic medals.  LET ONE OF THE RUSSIAN WONDERCHILDS SHINE.  He's going in for another gold, but he has a gold and 2 silvers!!!!!!!!!  

LET. OTHER. PEOPLE. SHINE.

Go strip back to retirement, Plushy.

Grammy Fashion is Weird

It seriously amuses me with how some people dress on the red carpet.

For example......

LADY GAGA YOU ARE NOT AN ALIEN.  Okay, normally I'm fine with Gaga's fashion sense except the meat dress which was just plain gross but this is a bit odd, even for her.  Despite the weirdness, I think it's a nice concept, but what are those shoes made of, bubble wrap??????

AND THE AWARD GOES TO MISS FRIZZLE!!!!  Seriously, doesn't Cyndi Lauper remind you of a certain teacher?  Yeah, the 80s were scary fashion-wise, but the Magic School Bus books weren't written until 1985.  WAY TO BE AHEAD OF TIMES

Okay, we all know that Brit has had her ups and downs but this was 2010, AFTER SHE HAD BEEN DOING BETTER that she decided to wear a swimsuit with a light cover up to the Grammy's.

WHY WERE THE 80s A THING?????????????????  Naomi and Wynonna Judd need to go back to mixing potions in their cave lair.

Aretha Franklin in 2003.  SNOW FAIRY PRINCESS.  That is all.

At least 1999 was slightly better than the 80s, but Madonna's bedazzled PJs may beg to differ.

And last, but certainly not worse.  Toni Braxton pretending to be Princess Leia.  WHITE VERSION OF THAT SLAVE OUTFIT EVERYBODY!!

So there are some of the worst best Grammy outfits ever that were featured in a yahoo news article that I found these on and had to share my commentary on them. 

Let's just see what is next for this year~~

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So finally gave in and made a blogspot for more texty things than tumblr

this shall be fun